Your sentences made me laugh after phonetically reading them aloud, Fr. Raphael.
I have to say that I have always had a fondness for the Canadian accent (English). Their "ow" sound distinguishes them from the Americans. There are a few Canadian actors in America and I can mostly tell that they are Canadians when they pronounce "about" differently.
is that "ow" as in Cow? or "ow" as in Low? Thanks I don't know many Canadians but Fr. Seraphim. My inlaws from Maryland do pronounce "how" as "low". I suppose they are just misplaced Canadians?