I think I'll start my own breakaway jurisdiction, "The Genuine and Apostolic Chinese-Japanese-Irish Orthodox Church of North America".
I don't know - the name's just not long enough to be impressive, and breakaway jurisdictions need really impressive names. Something like this name of a group I saw on another forum - "The One True Old Posters of the Genuine Ancient Way in Exile From Christian Forums Resistance in Communion with Baklavas Synod in Exile Abroad".
Remember - if it all fits on one line, it's not long enough .
The One True Virtual Geek-Orthodox Technophilic Community of Russian Liturgical Heritage Not Really in Resistance to Anyone Except Non-Monastic Technophobes and COBOL Users